(♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♪ you know the tune…)
I’m dreaming of a black Kwanzaa
Like Ron Karenga brought us now –
Where the kente’s shining, there’s Afro-whining,
and ghetto thugs quote Chairman Mao…
I’m dreaming of a black Kwanzaa
with each Swahili word I lack –
may your ethno-hubris never slack –
and may all your Kwanzaa fruits be black…