Dream-team: Modernist Drivel

 

Modernist is a visual artist, poet, and contemporary identity to foist upon others, then complain about when they do not respond correctly. It earned its MFA in poetry from the traditional territory of the Ts’umpa peoples (now Rubber Band of First-nation Indigenous Indigents, Choctaw White Folks of Greater Oklahoma, and United Kazoo Band of Minnehahaha) and Tsoy Tzaw’z peoples (Mushu, Mixed Happy Family Kung-pao). It writes semi-coherent verse about genderfluid alienation, belonging, and inability to write poetry.

Drivel is a queer poetess, spelunker, living caricature, and weekend gynecologist with a private practice in identity-mongering. She lives with her aging but sassy Purple Republican “Mitch”, a friendly 80-pound lapdog. Recent work can be found in Better Not Review, Austin Journal of Berkeley at Cambridge, Cute Made-up Online Journal Name, and in the shredder behind the water cooler in that weird room off the English Lit. department.

Modernist and Drivel team up for an excitingly dull LIVE POETRY event in which readers read from their own work for fifteen seconds and then answer questions for an additional ten hours after everyone sighs.

Modernist/Drivel Dream-team is interested in hearing from ALL writers except those who are not part of disenfranchised communities such as people of color, immigrant populations, native and indigenous people, LGBTQ+, d/Deaf and Disabled, strident psychopaths, non-tertiary people, members of non-dominant religious groups, women, Dreamers, formerly incarcerated women dreamers, white people who seem kinda too white, and more.

 

National Poetry Writing Month 2023

      1. Cover-art Tryptych

      2. What The

      3. To That Thing

      4. Woke Triolet & Wokesplanations

      5. Risible Haiku & Selvas de Santana

      6. Subjected

      7. Tate’s “Hats”& Smoke Rings

      8. Global Deceptions

      9. Climate Change Sonnet

      10. Passing Sirens

      11. Hateful Brews

      12. Suits and Diplomatic Ties

      13. Three for April

      14. Miltonian Splendors

      15. June in April  ⁄  Canaanites and Kangz

      16. Dysco Tech

      17. Romances

      18. Abecedarian Prose

      19. Blue Lines

      20. Cargo Cult

      21. The Sociopath Convention

      22. A Kinzhal for Emily/As in the Days of Noah

      23. White Hoods

      24. XX Tobacco Review

      25. Goose Chase   

      26. Retratitos / Segunda Cabeza 

      27. Cypresses of Delirium

      28. Bad Data

      29. Multicultural Indigestion

      30. Ecclesia

 

 

 

10th CONSECUTIVE YEAR !

Ecclesia

Church of Dead-Jesus-on-a-Stick;
Church of hierophant headgear;
Church of mincing around in purple vestments;
Church of get the choirboy in the rectory;
Church of Mary-this and Mary-that;
Church of turn your back to the congregation
mumbo-jumbo move vessels around;
Church of suppress the scriptures;
Church of hoarded religious art
where Christ looks like
an effeminate pink duke;
Church of what’s in Vatican vaults;
Church of cut a deal with gangsters;
(cross yourself double-crossed)
Church of burned at the stake
most everyone
who wanted to be Christian;
BEHOLD THE TRUE MOTHER CHURCH