Capitol Crimes in Poetry

 

Limericks

The Capitol gig was no riot…
Over half of the nation don’t buy it.
Two summers before,
We had riots galore–
But the media-mongers deny it.
The video cameras reveal
That the 6th was a minor ordeal;
They walked calmly inside.
It’s a shame Ashley died,
But it’s not like they stormed the Bastille…

 

Haiku Q & A

Q: January Sixth
and the Warren Commission…
Who still believes them?

A: Sheep gonna sheeple
Media will mediate . . .
The dead remain dead.