Nein, nein, das ist nicht der Einsatzgruppen
(Nor the Schutzstaffel, sure as shootin’ . . . )

We understand that it’s all you’ve got, see?
Labeling your neighbors Nazi . . .

As dumb as what real Nazis do:
Calling everyone else a Jew.

That Orange Man is bad; and how.
Eclipsing Hitler, Stalin, Mao . . .

But you, on the other hand, are worse—
And quite as bad as this, my verse.