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( you know the tune . . . )
I’m dreaming of a black Kwanzaa…
Let Ron Karenga show you how.
Where the kente’s shining, there’s Afro-whining,
and ghetto thugs quote Chairman Mao…
I’m dreaming of a black Kwanzaa
with each Swahili word I lack –
may your ethno-hubris never slack –
and may all your Kwanzaa fruits be black…

IMAGE CREDIT: http://ncebc.org/blog/2010/12/13/what-is-kwanzaa/