Rise from your grave. It’s Easter Sunday
two-thousand sixteen years A.D.
Save the West with hashtag child’s play
Post on FaceBook, fancy-free.

Easter pinks and chick-yellow highlights
Nestléd eggs and pastel notes
fail to charm our friends the Ishmaelites
poised to slit our kuffar throats.

Love your rabbit; keep on shopping.
Watch the game and charge your phone.
Allah’s bunnies won’t stop hopping
Till they make your land their own.