Mastery


ANAGRAM MASTERY ON DISPLAY

 

MARY P. IS A NASTY OLD MANAGER

MARY’S SLIT: RAGE, MOAN AND PAY

SISTER MARY: A DAMN NO-PAY GAL

MISTER DAY-GLO AS MARYANNA P.

SAME DAY PARTLY IN AN ORGASM

I SPY MAN ART GALORE (MANY SAD)

A MADLY INSANE ORGASM PARTY

A NAP. . . AY, MADAM RESTS IN GLORY

A GROAN; MAN PAYS MY LAST RIDE

A.A. ARYAN PESTS MAINLY GO MAD

ROMAN GIRL MEANT PAYDAY ASS

MAINLY E-ORGASM AND A PASTRY

A GRAND MYSTERY: A SLAP, I MOAN

SLAP MY STAR DIAGRAM ANYONE?

MERMAID PLAYS A NASTY ORGAN

GIRL EATS ROMAN MAN’S PAYDAY

MY ASTRAL SIDE: NO PAY MANAGR

TAN ROMAN GIRL’S PAYDAY SEAM

ANY MAELSTROM IS A GRAND PAY

AN ORGASM REPLAY; NASTY MAID

ROMAN GIRLS SAY: MAN PAY DATE

 

If  you can come up with some novel anagrams
based on the 23 letters given, post in the comments.

I came up with these without A.I. cyber-help… 

The Titus Tease

The wokeness is so deep: they’re sleeping.
Clueless legions are on the march . . .
Ignorance has Wisdom weeping;
The wokeness is so deep they’re sleeping
Through the harvest, and the reaping.
Behold the view from Titus’s arch:
The wokeness is so deep they’re sleeping—
Clueless legions are on the march.

After these things Paul departed from Athens, and came to Corinth;
And found a certain Jew named Aquila, born in Pontus, lately come from Italy, with his wife Priscilla;
(because that Claudius had commanded all Jews to depart from Rome:) and came unto them.
Acts 18:1,2

Sworn to kill the Church (or at least forestall),
Reviling Jesus, Christians, and Saint Paul,
The Pharisees finally blow their cover.
Things in Rome are starting to boil over;
Vesuvian rumblings portend Pompeii . . .
Judah await their Messianic day—
       But Claudius plans to expel all Jews . . .

Hateful superstitions cloud their views:
Torah with Talmud their rabbis confuse.
Not-so-Abrahamic agitation
Fails again to unify the nation;
Waiting for Moses/Elijah/David
Some expectations are waxing fervid
       And Claudius moves to disperse the Jews.

Zionist riots make the nightly news
Every Roman synagogue now must choose:
Goyim government tells them to desist—
Caesar demands incense—and some resist.
For subversion (or just causing trouble)
Imperial power rewards them double.
       Meanwhile, Claudius expels the Jews.

Failing empire demands what saints refuse;
They wait for Babylon to pay her dues . . .
Forced to pack up and leave, all Israel flees.
No plagues, no Passover, no exit fees.
Like Lot, they had to leave in a hurry;
Enriched by God in interest, gold and worry.
       Now why would Claudius banish all the Jews?

Stand historically in Josephus’ shoes.
Rabbi’s babble on while Rome’s legions lose . . .
Empires die. It’s agonizingly slow.
You think it happened suddenly—but no.
In retrospect, not different from today.
And History will have the final say:
       Why then did Claudius expel the Jews?