Thank your progressive stars you are so filled with virtue, good taste, and tolerance unlike those vulgar hateful redneck Trump-voting plebes. Thank all the gods of Democracy you are kind, gentle, and gender-unbiased as opposed to the divisive, racist misogynists you must share the earth with. Take a deeply liberal breath and center yourself for a moment… you will need it to endure the hordes of misguided gun-toting bigots trying to steal your oxygen. Give yourself a loving Euro-globalist pat on the back for doing the correct thing and voting your conscience against the racist nationalist KKK-sympathizers who run on fear and hate. At least you  are resisting fascism with all your humane heart unlike the uneducated, clueless, knuckle-draggers so easily led by their neo-Nazi overlords.

Come to think of it, the pathetic Bible-thumping trailer-trash Texans deserve all they get. They, along with their homophobic ultra-right-wing governor, can drown for all you care.

YOU, after all, are for Humanity and Compassion.