
Lost that dull plot so many years ago,
Some guy named Heathcliff, a prim, proper room;
Something dark on the moors portending doom—
(No, wait—that was “Baskervilles”, different show).
A wuthering woman, her savage beau—
A conflict with tradition, hearts in thrall;
Romantic English swoons. Forgot them all
While seeking the plot beneath a willow.
Catherine? Constance? The heroine’s name
Escapes me evermore, and I don’t care.
A Brontë sister here receives the blame
For boring me with chick-lit and hot air.
That’s all I can recall. The novel’s fame
Would indicate there must be something there . . .

Much fun – seemingly light but laden with technique. Congrats!
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Thanks for reading and Happy Ntl. Poetry Month to you.
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aw..i am so thrilled we used the same Novel…and i love your take ..
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Yes. I found your blog and we both thought of that same novel !
Cheers.
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I loved this! Strict form + fun writing always gets me. Thanks for sharing!
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Your readership esteemed. Happy NaPoWriMo 2024 !
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Ha ha, Brilliant! I love the sardonic tone of this poem 🙂
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