Decrease surplus population—
Rid our planet of Malthusians!
Darwinists express elation
(So do plebes and most Venusians.)
Malthus birthed the spreading curse
Which threatens all the universe.

Godless globalists grow strong
In this their technocratic hour—
Even though they’re in the wrong,
They’re still renowned for staying power;
Exchanging all our liberties
For dubious diversities.

A sociopathic game of Go:
Importing misfits from afar;
Imposing chaos, blow by blow
To show us who they truly are:
The devil’s social engineers
Promoting hate and genderqueers…

They’ll medicate us to the moon—
Then vax and boost us to the grave.
We can’t be unalived too soon:
Just listen to these demons rave
In data-driven measured tones.
They’d suck the marrow from our bones.

To hell with such satanic foes
Who hate the family, truth and God;
Pure poetry must now expose
Their luciferian facade;
That cringy pastel-rainbow flag
Of antichrist is such a drag . . .

Malthusian fools will not control
A world created by the Lord.
Defy their madness. Loose the scroll—
And let us all with one accord
Erupt with laughter at their schemes . . .
Then kill them off with funny memes.