Debatably Staged Limericks

Führer Drumpf, though still free and unshackled,
Could not conquer Karmela, who cackled.
He was clearly upstaged.
His deplorables raged
While the laughing hyaena got jackaled.

Orange Hitler, returned from the dead
Barely healed from his wound in the head,
Tossed Karmela the glove
In the spirit of love;
Just tremendous,  fantastic—he said.

Zion Don‘s holy sword was unsheathed.
While Miss Harrison cackled and seethed.
It was quite the debate,
And we all had to wait
Till commercials, then finally breathed.

3 comments on “Debatably Staged Limericks

  1. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    But I thought Trump clearly won in every way that mattered to the election.

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  2. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    It won’t be subtle. Wasn’t subtle last time.

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