Chado

Promoting silly lies by weakest links,
Global mental illness rattles its chains.
Truth smells refreshing—decadence stinks;
Confused men experience labor pains.
Leftist academics consult their shrinks;
Fabians murmur: “it’s stunning and brave”—
Your Marxist professor, the drag-queen, winks.

South crosses North in a permanent wave;
Gringos enforce it; Hispanic hope sinks.
America clearly has lost the plot;
Abuelita scowls while your tio blinks.
Plebeians still know what elites forgot;
Campesinos mock the deviant kinks—
Morenas are laughing at godless whites.

Sell it to the masses in pastel pinks.
Wrap it up nice with aid and human rights.
Promote it harder. We’ll finish the drinks—

There IS a right way to pronounce “LatinX“!

True scientific practitioners speak forth and create positive reality through New Thought, lest base animal magnetism join with carnal error to cancel our natural right, as children of Divine Mind, to healthful perfection of body and soul.

Negative mental influences shall not deter. Sickness and mortality have no dominion. Malevolent mesmerism and witchcraft shall be returned from whence they proceeded. Error shall be cast down by sheer delusion of positivity. Maleficent magnetism must eternally fail. I send your foul animal magnetism right up your Phineas Quimby; you will then recognize that Christ was indeed a scientist, and his prophetess, Mary Baker Eddy, classic New England neurotic hypochondriac, a heretic.