Author Archives: Chado
Traditional Recipe

And you shall be a blessing.
I will bless those who bless you,
And I will curse him who curses you;
And in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.
Genesis 12:3
I’ll tell you straight what God is not:
A stench from Babylon’s deep pit—
So foul the angels gag on it.
Bubbling in Judah’s pot:
A nasty and unholy mess
Which poetry and truth confess
To be an anti-Christian plot.
Let Jews be Jews and churches saved;
(Yet most of them still seem depraved.)
Lift up the lid. See what they’ve got
Mixed in with all that steaming gore
And simmering rabbinic lore:
A stew of foul Talmudic rot
Recipe of perverse renown
From some Chaldean bearded clown
Who traded tittles for a jot
Of not-so-learned commentary
Straight from Kosher bestiary.
A pile of vile, and there’s a lot;
Extracting, from Mosaic law
Not gold—but filthy stable straw…
Is THIS what Abraham begot
To be a blessing for the earth?
Or Babylonian trash, not worth
Proverbial Hebrew diddly-squat…
Eldritch Horror from the Depths

I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
Without knowledge, or lustre, or name.
― Nemesis
Original Kahawa art by ConnectHook®
April First — Then, You May
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1) Beneath the Willows
2) Into Your Light
3) Surreal Prose and Cons & Christ is King
4) Queer Fish
5) Maldororian Manner
6) Weirdly Wise Limericks
7) Jerusalem Postcard
8) Repost: Porneia
9) Repost: Ode to CT
10) Alien Admin
11) Brandon Afloat
12) Tall Tale Told
13) Cave of the Clown
14) Taxed and Spent
15) Stamped Out
16) Refuse
17) Too Much
18) Salmo Amateur
19) Dreamcatcher
20) Jerusalem Limericks
21) Tyrian Murex
22) Conjugal Musings
23) Wonder Womb-person
24) Satanic Redundancy
25) Prompted to Lyric Disgust
26) Constant Assonance
27) Amurcan Sonnet
28) Sojourn in Sijo & Lost Rhythm
29) Incandescent
30) Brandon the Bold & Afro-Stuart Succession
YEAR 11 PARTICIPATING
