Fake News Wets Bed

★ First posted in 2017 !!   As if they just figured it out now… enemy media is always slow on the uptake ☺

HEAR YE, HEAR YE:  It’s a wedding bell for bedding well while we’re crushin’ the illusion of Russian collusion! CNN wets on Russian bedding but Trump bets on Russian wedding, and you’re invited to the bridal shower. Punking the monkery, dig the debunkery; from Rasputin to Putin it’s time for some straight shootin’. Hillary looks old and glowers at Donald’s rumored golden showers. Our media owes US an explanation for streams of steaming urination, but we are willing to forgive and use their wet diapers as debt wipers. My poem’s appeal may take a toll, but let its little peal now roll:

Tinkle, tinkle rings the bell
A Fake News warning; time to spell
out what was wet with Moscow girls.
Putin’s putas?  Wisdom’s pearls
were pried from Truth’s reluctant shell,
banishing Hillary straight to hell.
None. It’s what we want left over
from this hag. We now discover
beds were dry; it all amounted
(all those golden tricks recounted)
to less than a tepid bowl of kasha. . .
Russia laughed from her summer dacha.
InfoWars was on it first
while Dems spun lies from false to worst,
awarding cash for faked dossiers
embellished with the CIA’s
well-trained performing circus-seal.
The FBI endorsed the deal
as RINOS horned in on the action:
Washingtonian distraction;
a democrat-concocted fuss—

. . . but we ALL paid Hillary to piss on us.

Hilarioustrumpet

 

Rebbe Baal

Then the children of Israel
did evil in the sight of the Lord,
and served the Baals.      Judges 2:11

Mendel Schneerson, very wise Jew
Told the Chabadniks what to do;
Watched his synagogues expand
Expounding doctrines with his brand;
Rambled about Talmud, Tenakh;
How to recognize Moschiach—
Implying could be he himself . . .
(Droll old bearded Lubavitch elf.)

Amidst a flood of Noahide laws,
Let us now analyze, and pause:

This rabbi/slash/Euro-equivocator
Inspired his own to despise the goyim.
Six hundred thirteen commandments later,
Christ is still king. The fact must annoy him;
This greatest instructor and teacher of men . . .
Reb Schneerson died—and did not rise again.