Oralé ese . . . this chica is a super-loca.
And extremely articulate.
She is the Future.
We MUST listen to her. It is URGENT.
MAGA: Trump supporters generously helped her
Which of these two strategies is more useful for educating the divisive and reactionary members of our globally diverse society? Let’s briefly examine the two approaches:
This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster democrat voting Native-American-Indo-Chinese socialist anarchist hybrid illegal alien agnostic-atheist Germanic social engineering major dropout who only vapes fair-trade organic non-GMO decaffeinated French-pressed compressed and hydrated extra-skim grass-fed only protein soy breastmilk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit hot yoga five times a week. And frankly, since I am also a non-binary tri-gender genderqueer male feminist and I identify as a proponent to legalize cannabis and a Rastafarian, pansexual, genderfluid, Apache helicopter beta mutt of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper-death who’s adamant about polygamous polyamorous relationships with a pure-bred alpha chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico to let Love trump the Hate and get a job 3-D printing pink pussy hats all day. My dog also walks me to the local skate park and doggy-styles me, while my gender- neutral photographer neighbor takes pictures and sells them on the dark web Antifa site and if you find that weird you’re an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globophobic bloodthirsty bacon-loving gun-toting cis-gender pan-sexual patriarchal incestuous sexist racist white-privileged misogynistic populist biased objectified white-privileged anti-communist Nazi indoor tanning Cheetos cheese-puff-loving republican.
A) verbal catharsis in written form
B) finely-crafted phrases
C) pure language springing from the subconscious
D) structured rhythmic speech in writing
E) none of the above
A) cryptic academic twaddle
B) lame attempts at rhyming
C) lyrical diarrhea
D) identity politics in print form
E) all of the above
A) to inoculate students against ever liking it
B) to maintain the patriarchal status quo
C) to open minds to broader vistas of uselessness
D) as a superficial substitute for religious experience
E) to sell more textbooks
A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.