There are about six people who buy new poetry, but they are not feeling very well. I bumped very lightly into one of them while walking down the sidewalk, and for a while I was terrified that I would have to write to eleven MFA programs explaining why everyone was going to have to apply for grants that year. The last time I stumbled upon a poetry reading, the attendees were almost without exception students of the poet who were there in the hopes of extra credit. One of the poems, if memory serves, consisted of a list of names of Supreme Court justices. I am not saying that it was a bad poem. It was a good poem, within the constraints of what poetry means now. But I think what we mean by poetry is a limp and fangless thing.
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To the Perplexed Reader
…since the would-be quantitative poet was obliged to remember constantly the arbitrarily assigned “quantities” of the English syllables he chose to use, quantitative composition was a laborious academic-theoretical business, like all such nonempirical enterprises more gratifying to the self-congratulating practitioner than to the perplexed reader.
P. Fussel, Poetic Meter and Poetic Form, Ch. 4: The Historical Dimension
Interplanetary Herdsman
Jah-jahoviah spells Joseph and Judah; confusing…
A glance in the Book says the two shall be one.
Higher purposes shown to the tribe of His choosing
Revealing in vision the name of Jah Son.
As the heathen intensify darkness, accusing
Swift messengers fly from that coastline in sun –
Thanks and praises for radio. Angels are using
All stations to further His will being done.
Life eternal encoded in musical phrases
Invincible lion, so rhythmically dread
Vibrations of Zion with power that raises
Each listener up from the sleep of the dead.
Theological reasoning floats into space;
HALLELUJAH. Tune into the echoing bass…

What Cracks Me Up
…is that I work on some carefully-considered heartfelt poetic discourse for 25 + edits, publish it – and…
Nothing. No one reads it.
Then I spew out some superficial bullshit and people immediately “LIKE” it.
I get lots of hits.
People are stupid. Poetry RULES the universe.