Textually Transmitted Diseases

Be careful all you free-versin’  poetic hook-up artists and practitioners of unprotected textual intercourse.  There are pernicious poetic maladies out there online. Casual cruising of sleazy sites might infect your soul with bad verse.  The wages of sin is death – but I would spare you AND your muse any viral  regrets.

Random coupling with unstructured lines you just picked up at some postmodern blog is NOT a  healthy lifestyle  in the long run. Go ahead – call me a Victorian prude.  Make fun of meter and rhyme schemes. Hoot at message-oriented versification. Throw your inchoate drivel in my face… but when you come down with a compromised semantic system or an embarrassing case of nihilistic verborrhea, don’t come crying to me.

Case of chlamydia in point:  San Francisco  Shampoo.

A sample from the cutting-edge Left Coast cyber-poetry collective:

Running away from home is slower (A. Rich)

in passing
in passing through aside
astride the question of locomotor by heels

by tooth or by nail true grit
toll all told pulled
like taffy pinkest sweetwater a tongue
stretches and pales doubled back
on itself Finally
Francis will sit
under the kitchen sink and make
mock phone calls to her mother’s house
as she rat-a-tat does what she likes
and likes to be lonely What is it
you do there all by yourself
Please never release me tent poles
through the teat hank of
round the doorknob
If he turns me into
a tree I will still
though rooted move
inside.  The earth all
water
I
move.

[Author: N. Fader]

Or how about some  “found” art, as in decentralized poetic collage.
The reader can supply the random associations:


found: dictionary page headings

A-bomb  *  abracadabra
action  *  Afrikaner
afterglow  *  Agent Orange
amorous  *  ampicillin
anchorperson  *  android
animal husbandry  *  anniversary
anthropologist  *  Antichrist
Arkansas  *  armpit
assault rifle  *  assisted suicide
baby-sit  *  backhand
backwoods  *  bad hair day
ballistic missile  *  banana republic
Bible Belt  *  Big Bang
bimbo  *  bioavailability
boat hook  *  body piercing
boss  *  bottom feeder
buffet  *  bulimia
buxom  *  BYOB
captive audience  *  car bomb
C-clamp  *  celibacy
celibate  *  cementation
cloud nine  *  cluster bomb
come-hither  *  command-driven
commuter tax  *  compassion fatigue
confusion  *  Congress
creationist  *  credulous
crowd control  *  cruise missile…

 [Author: P. Lee]     (NB -it goes on & on up to “zipper”)

Nothing against these “poets” personally.  I picked them at random as  examples.  I feel that their poetry is a symptom  rather than a valid art form – more to be pitied than scorned.    That’s what I get for cruising avant-vapid  poetry blogs.  I did it so YOU won’t have to, dear reader.

But if you want  substance – go read some Mother Goose, buy a Hallmark card…or grab a hymnbook for Christ’s sake!

[Yes … do ALL for Christ’s sake.]

Militant Evolution


OK everyone – put on your little Lenin hats and your Che Guevara T-shirts. Clutch your tattered Richard Dawkins books  and lock arms.

In scientific solidarity,  let us now gaze with fiery resolve into the  future. Fundies, Christards and myth-mongers up against the wall.  Humankind is on the march. NO MORE LIES ! Science has proven beyond any shadow of doubt that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was never anything but a Hebrew folktale.  Magical thinkers and superstitious simpletons, tremble before enlightened laser-focused REASON.  We must murder God in the minds of men. Millions of years of natural selection and adaptation have brought us to this global zenith of socialist awakening. It’s not easy to be such progressive free-thinkers but it IS up to us to guide  the  masses.       FORWARD !

(to the tune of “Lead us, Heavenly Father, lead us”)

Evolutionary Hymn

by C.S. Lewis   (1898–1963)

Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future’s endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there’s always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we’re going,
We can never go astray.

To whatever variation
Our posterity may turn
Hairy, squashy, or crustacean,
Bulbous-eyed or square of stern,
Tusked or toothless, mild or ruthless,
Towards that unknown god we yearn.

Ask not if it’s god or devil,
Brethren, lest your words imply
Static norms of good and evil
(As in Plato) throned on high;
Such scholastic, inelastic,
Abstract yardsticks we deny.

Far too long have sages vainly
Glossed great Nature’s simple text;
He who runs can read it plainly,
Goodness = what comes next.
By evolving, Life is solving
All the questions we perplexed.

On then! Value means survival –
Value. If our progeny
Spreads and spawns and licks each rival,
That will prove its deity
(Far from pleasant, by our present
Standards, though it well may be).

Thou shalt not mock Chuck’s grand theory

Black Poetry meets Dead White Men

Today I am posting two African-American poems I love.
My poetic tastes are definitely Old-School, so at least you have been warned.
Poetry can be rap, yes,  – but this is  not exactly Public Enemy

The earlier poem first:

Phillis Wheatley   (1753–1784) was a Senegalese ex-slave who became a well-known American poet during the Colonial period.  D. Randall’s The Black Poets  [published by Bantam in 1971] includes  a section of this poem, but until today, I had never read the whole work. It makes my reverence for Phillis Wheatley grow even more. She sounds a lot like Barlow and Freneau here.  Perhaps they were influenced by her.  If you like this poem, read her other 2 poems in the Americana page above. She was politically incorrect enough to write a poem praising King George III in 1768, although her sympathies aligned with the patriot cause later on.  I could care less about her politics – her words are still speaking Truth and Life two  centuries after she wrote them.  Do you think the same will be said of those  strident race-baiting poets (Think Nikki Giovanni) of the militant 60’s and 70’s?

To the Right Honourable William, Earl of Dartmouth,

Hail, happy day, when, smiling like the morn,
Fair Freedom rose New-England to adorn:
The northern clime beneath her genial ray,
Dartmouth, congratulates thy blissful sway:
Elate with hope her race no longer mourns,
Each soul expands, each grateful bosom burns,
While in thine hand with pleasure we behold
The silken reins, and Freedom’s charms unfold.

Long lost to realms beneath the northern skies
She shines supreme, while hated faction dies:
Soon as appeared the Goddess long desired,
Sick at the view, she languished and expired;
Thus from the splendors of the morning light
The owl in sadness seeks the caves of night.

No more, America, in mournful strain
Of wrongs, and grievance unredressed complain,
No longer shalt thou dread the iron chain,
Which wanton Tyranny with lawless hand
Had made, and with it meant t’ enslave the land.

Should you, my lord, while you peruse my song,
Wonder from whence my love of Freedom sprung,
Whence flow these wishes for the common good,
By feeling hearts alone best understood,
I, young in life, by seeming cruel fate
Was snatched from Afric’s fancy’d happy seat:
What pangs excruciating must molest,
What sorrows labour in my parent’s breast?
Steeled was that son and by no misery moved
That from a father seized his babe beloved:
Such, such my case. And can I then but pray
Others may never feel tyrannic sway?

For favours past, great Sir, our thanks are due,
And thee we ask thy favors to renew,
Since in thy power, as in thy will before,
To soothe the griefs, which thou didst once deplore.
May heavenly race the sacred sanction give
To all thy worts, and thou for ever live
Not only on the wings of fleeting Fame,
Though praise immortal crowns the patriot’s name,
But to conduct to heavens refulgent fane,
May fiery coursers sweep th’ ethereal plain,
And bear thee upwards to that blest abode,
Where, like the prophet, thou shalt find thy God.

The second poem is by Jean Toomer (1894–1967):

Georgia Dusk

The sky, lazily disdaining to pursue
The setting sun, too indolent to hold
A lengthened tournament for flashing gold,
Passively darkens for night’s barbecue,

A feast of moon and men and barking hounds,
An orgy for some genius of the South
With blood-hot eyes and cane-lipped scented mouth,
Surprised in making folk-songs from soul sounds.

The sawmill blows its whistle, buzz-saws stop,
And silence breaks the bud of knoll and hill,
Soft settling pollen where plowed lands fulfill
Their early promise of a bumper crop.

Smoke from the pyramidal sawdust pile
Curls up, blue ghosts of trees, tarrying low
Where only chips and stumps are left to show
The solid proof of former domicile.

Meanwhile, the men, with vestiges of pomp,
Race memories of king and caravan,
High-priests, an ostrich, and a juju-man,
Go singing through the footpaths of the swamp.

Their voices rise… the pine trees are guitars,
Strumming, pine-needles fall like sheets of rain . .
Their voices rise… the chorus of the cane
Is caroling a vesper to the stars…

O singers, resinous and soft your songs
Above the sacred whisper of the pines,
Give virgin lips to cornfield concubines,
Bring dreams of Christ to dusky cane-lipped throngs.

Of course a common thread in many of these poetic works is the eternal truth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the myriad  promises of His glorious Gospel.  I hope you discern them  clearly in these poems.

Sic my Muse on ya!


Modern  poetry is progressive, and inherently superior to that of the past.
This is my private reading of a new offering—for your eyes and ears only:

Ahem.  (stands at microphone, shuffles a paper)

What I

find less than arresting: stilted musings gem-set

in ardent verbiage.

recherché semantics, florid phrases facing a withering sun

or policing of metaphor –

until handcuffed: Italic jewel thief caught on surveillance

Sudden bewildering

spaces with odd punctuation ?  &

inward dithering semi-confessions in serpentine

verse.  Badder (or worse)  annoying line

breaks/

cloying internal half – rhymes,

overwrought.     Over-edited;

over-thought until  you want to see

what’s on TV instead.   As if

the poet’s every random musing was so

essential.  Reverential semi-precious mythos

(Siren’s distant waves echo, shipwrecked rocks: Ossifer,  ossifer

it’s only boring poetry…

                        I’m so sorry. I’ll never do it)

again.

(Shuffles papers, sits down)

Did you enjoy it?  I didn’t. The 17 hours I labored over it were grueling. OK.  Now for some oh-so-passé highly-structured message-oriented religious poetry. This woman‘s only claim to fame is that she wrote America the Beautiful after ascending the  Rocky Mountains by wagon and mule as a visiting English professor at Colorado College in 1893.
[from Streams in the Desert, Sep. 18]

YESTERDAY’S GRIEF

The rain that fell a-yesterday is ruby on the roses,

Silver on the poplar leaf, and gold on willow stem;

The grief that chanced a-yesterday is silence that incloses

Holy loves when time and change shall never trouble them.

The rain that fell a-yesterday makes all the hillsides glisten,

Coral on the laurel and beryl on the grass;

The grief that chanced a-yesterday has taught the soul to listen

For whispers of eternity in all the winds that pass.

O faint-of-heart, storm-beaten, this rain will gleam tomorrow,

Flame within the columbine and jewels on the thorn,

Heaven in the forget-me-not; though sorrow now be sorrow,

Yet sorrow shall be  beauty in the magic of the morn.

Katherine Lee Bates (1859 -1929)

Back to my day job.     I bid thee farewell, amazing  muses of our amusing mazes.