Planet of the Smartphones Aug29 A signifying monkey grunted (keyboard-clever, morals stunted) from his perch in a digital tree. And next, did text, quite rapidly: Courtship rituals won’t suffice. Face-to-face can’t break the ice. Instagram me! Tweet me up . . . friend me, like me, buttercup. Sentences are so outmoded— take too long to get decoded; primate sexting hits me faster, steers me towards your hot disaster. Female monkeys: send an image. (Ain’t got time for useless verbiage.) if your snout just might unseat me tweet me, greet me—don’t delete me. Then, unpeeling fresh banana, searched his screen for Vox Humana . . . Like Loading...
Textual Intercourse: Cuneiform Jan19 u text me dis I text u dat She dissed my dis I sent last Sat. u LOL’ed on down the list i sexted sixth (my 7th missed) u banned my width i booked your face u twittered on she saved my space u scrolled me down he tweeted smiles we USB’ed recharging miles . . . u giga-bit encrypted files; i saved as mine and cached denials in digital we re-erased then Skyped our souls and interfaced. Like Loading...