Textual Intercourse: Cuneiform
u text me dis
i text u dat
she dissed my dis
i sent last Sat.
on down the list
i sexted sixth
(my 7th missed)
u banned my width
i booked your face
u twittered on
she saved my space
u scrolled me down
he tweeted smiles
recharging miles . . .
i saved as mine
and cached denials
then skyped our souls
Pastors posting fluff on Facebook
longing to be liked for being hip
read from the dull world’s losing playbook
to sink with their own authorship;
virtue-signalling to the flock
(a milky slice of soggy toast)
while gallivanting ’round the block
and hoping that you’ll like their post.
Haiku is now act of war
against Fascism ☺
It’s about loving what you do for being who you are, tooting your own horn to celebrate yourself as you tumble out of your blog right on your Facebook. It’s all about the you in you showcasing your own self to show what you got and prove why you‘re the star. The next big thing in social media: it’s so over now. The new platform was old hat before you even upped the stats while tipping your hat to the old social platforms. Why? Content. It’s all about posting original content so you can get caught in your social media network, haul yourself to shore, and fillet yourself on Twitter. It’s about drinking outside of the box, parked, with a beer on your dashboard. Upping the stat-check until the chat stacks its own status update without you. It’s about getting the apps BEFORE they are released so you get in on the ground floor as they leap from the burning upper levels. It’s about following yourself until they know that you know that the blind are leading the ditch-diggers to water. Work smart, fish smart, let the net do the work as you socially engage the fish community on social media.
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Instagram is a serious branding tool for brands of any kind, especially for ranch-hands of free-range cattle, cowboys and indian tech gurus.
Boosted posts do well if you want posts to boost more frequently than existing fans or their friends.
You know your In-platform ad tracking analytics are top-notch when your train leaves without you from Big Six platform.