A bloody midwestern Somali
was feeling and acting quite jolly.
This homegrown jihadi
employed his own body
in hacking (not cyber). Thanks, Ali.
Yanks and a Limey tanned his hide
( Jihadi devil personified).
The crew withdrew to their Maginot line.
His trigger jammed (an act divine)
Delayed, for now, were Allah’s charms.
the plan witheld by allied arms!
The train from Amsterdam to Paris
saved from death. (Let none embarrass
weak civilians in this war
before it travels to our shore…)
They trussed him like Moroccan leather,
saved some Euro-lives together.
Bless their triumph, Lord of Truth
(insh’allah – and an eye for a tooth).