Circum/stances (slash) foregone
circumvent forebears
circus-schisms of the forefathers
circumferences foreordained . . .
Abrahamic inferences
Feminine foreclosures
Unfabulous infibulations
Equivocating equivalencies . . .

Childbearing foreborne
Preposterous paradigm
Gender agenda returned to sender
Hebraic / Pharaonic / Moronic . . .

Abracadabra
Presto change-o !

 One must remain circumspect.