Black Israelite haters, excused,
led to schoolboys reviled and accused
of white racism, hate.
The reaction was great–
but the whiteboys were merely amused.

Progressives were driven berserk
by a teenager’s innocent smirk.
The old shaman tried shaming:
and drumming and blaming,
but none of those strategies work!

Mr. Phillips, the activist drummer
gave Regressives their Indian Summer–
till a teenager’s smirk
drove the demons berserk
and made dumbed-down regressives much dumber.

If a smile is a cultural crime
then the criminals need to do time.
Every whiteboy must go
in this cracka-ass show
and I’m guilty for reason of rhyme.