I wet my whistle first, then blow
(The algorithm will let you know—)
And then my bot will rob you blind
In the name of humankind.
Which means there are no more than two genders;
Both of which are Truth’s defenders . . .
and Effrey Jepstein didn’t kill himself.

PROMPT #13:
Write a non-apology for the things you’ve stolen.
These prompts always make me feel guilty if I ignore them. I keep waiting to see if the next prompt will match one of my drafts on hand. I have so much amazing poetry to inflict upon you… (sigh).