Maxwell’s Hammer: Bang Bang

P.C. 31 said “We caught a dirty one”, Maxwell stands alone;
Painting testimonial pictures,  oh, oh, oh, oh
. . .
[P. McCartney]

While her In-N-Out burger went cold,
Madame Maxwell held secrets untold.
She looked young for the Times;
Let her pay for her crimes
and we’ll help the fine lady grow old.


This procurer of underage tail
made the Post, and then later, the Mail
Let us sing a refrain
for recruiter Ghislaine:
we would like her detained without bail.



In the woods of New Hampshire, the snake
Tried to give her detectives the shake.
Fake news will now spin it
Pretending to win it,
Assuming you’re still not awake.





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