Maxwell’s Hammer: Bang Bang

P.C. 31 said “We caught a dirty one”, Maxwell stands alone;
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh . . .

[P. McCartney]

While her In-N-Out burger went cold,
Madame Maxwell held secrets untold.
She looked young for the Times;
Let her pay for her crimes
and we’ll help the fine lady grow old.

This procurer of underage tail
made the Post, and then later, the Mail
Let us sing a refrain
for recruiter Ghislaine:
we would like her detained without bail.

Addendum:

In the woods of New Hampshire, the snake
Tried to give her detectives the shake.
Fake news will now spin it
Pretending to win it,
Assuming you’re still not awake.