Nein, nein, das is nicht der Einsatzgruppen
(Nor the Schutzstaffel, sure as shootin’ . . . )
We understand that it’s all you’ve got, see?
Labeling your neighbors Nazi . . .
As dumb as what real Nazis do:
Calling everyone else a Jew.
That Orange Man was bad; and how.
Eclipsing Hitler, Stalin, Mao . . .
But you, on the other hand, are worse—
And quite as bad as this, my verse.