Rim-walker, Foe-slayer, Guardian of the sword—
Beast-breaker, War-bringer: BRANDON of the blade
Who slew the dreaded dragon ‘ere the sun had reached the noon;
Bear-baiter, Snout-smasher, Keeper of the Axe—
World-tamer, Science-truster BRANDON of the gaffe
Who slurred the teleprompter’s truths until the mic was off;
Arms-seller, Drone-striker, Valiant war-pig Puppet—
Tax-raiser, Gender-bender, BRANDON of the press
Who stumbled up the White House stairs, starting useless wars;
Let every mead-hall hail the clown
And toast his name throughout the land.
Raise high the horn in dread renown
And bravely feast in BRANDON‘s name!
CONNECT/HOOK 
“Valiant war-pig Puppet” is going to stay with me for a long time.
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Ozzy gets the credit for that part…
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On the nose lol I think the puppet masters are rubbing our faces in it by given us such an obviously incompetent demented evil old man to play our president.
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Playing at POTUS…yes, the deep state puppet masters are indeed laughing at our demoralization.
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read this again and it still makes me laugh…too bad you wrote this before his latest of calling J6ers “erectionists” lol maybe you could write an updated version.
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I didn’t hear that one yet. Brandon is a great source for poetic inspiration, as well as being the most brilliant and eloquent U.S. statesman since Donald Trump 😉
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lol
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