Slain in the spirit = a Pentecostal pushover

Binding/Loosing in the spirit= harboring delusions of omnipotence

Prophesying in an unknown tongue= babbling nonsensical syllables

“The Lord wants to tell you”= I am a meddlesome person trying to control you

“I have the anointing/I’m anointed”= I am a raving megalomaniac

Lukewarm mainline churches= solid doctrines in historical context

A word from the Lord= a fleeting thought impression inflicted on another congregant

My breakthrough blessing= my selfish and ego-driven desire

Revival/Powerful move of God= emotional hysteria/learned religious behavior

Sow a seed of faith= enrich a loudmouth sociopath

To speak a rhema™ word= to justify selfish desire and mega-church expansion through Bible verses

Powerful and anointed preaching= third-rate standup comedy from the pulpit, with or without references to the NFL and deer-hunting tales