Neurotic liberals need a faith,
because they are unprepared to die.
Their church: Fake News. So Fauci sayeth—
they trust that Science cannot lie.

So in that place where God should dwell
within their barren prideful souls,
they substitute, for fear of Hell
their data-driven useless goals.

But what is true today may change . . .
like Darwin’s creed (and other lies)
and Truth has power to derange
beheld by Christ-rejecting eyes.

When a mermaid and unicorn meet,
There’s a problem regarding the seat.
For there’s no sort of saddle
A mermaid can straddle.
She tends to slide off, without feet . . .

When she’s mounted and facing the East,
Barely perched on the galloping beast,
If he swerves, she’s unseated:
Dethroned and defeated;
Delight may descend to “deceased”.

write a poem about a mythical person or creature doing something unusual