Tag Archives: data-driven poetry

Aversion to Adverse Events

Further insinuations of adversity were acknowledged.

Questions arose as best practices were responsively adjusted
to assess and address the best-dressed actresses
and enhance seamless referrals.

What should data-driven differentiation designators do
when inter-relater liability becomes inter-liar relateability?

How are we to accurately assess the data
without throwing the rubric
through the window of opportunity for expansion of services?

Is there an existing rubric
to facilitate enhanced understanding
of this type of protocol deviation?

Sheesh – it feels kinda HOT in here. ..
How come all of you have HORNS and fangs?
Data Hell2

Immeasurable Outcomes: Evidence-Based Irrelevance

It’s about leveraging potential income
to enhance output-maximizing sustainability . . .
It’s about de-funding unsustainable income outcomes.
It’s about results-based data-enhanced paradigm shifts.
It’s about demobilizing upward mobility:
dis-empowering gentrification
by underfunding the over-entitled.

It’s about de-funding unsustainability
until the immeasurable metric is globally assimilated.

It’s about the designated data-driver.
It’s about memes as theme schemes.

It’s about complicating competence
through collaboration in collusion—
intentionally replicating re-branding.
Effectively identifying best practices of the best-dressed actresses
until the girl in the t-shirt says meh.

Meh girl

Kiss my Assessment

Folders, name tags, catered coffee—
new ones fade into the last.
Brainstorms, flip-charts, colored markers;
tracing time until it’s past.

Endless satisfaction surveys;
client-focused, data-driven . . .
rubrics, group collaborations,
ceaseless presentations given.

Is this hell – or am I dreaming
while the seconds crawl toward death.
Has our closure yet been offered?
(as we wait with bated breath . . .)

Some day will we gain credentials?
Will we do this in the heavens?
Shall the Lord, upon completion
turn our sixes into sevens?

Would I (as a soul in limbo)
recommend to peers this training?
Yes I would. With one condition:
only save what’s worth retaining.

Kiss my Assmnt