I Have Been Truthful and Consistent Limericks

 

Jussie walks ! Money talked—and talked loud
To the Trump-hating race-hustle crowd;
And they break forth in cheers
As star Smollett appears
For their drama-queen makes them so proud.

For a moment Fake News became tense:
Jussie’s narrative made little sense.
There were lies told in spades,
But the incident fades;
Now it’s on to more current events.

 

Always Orange New Year with the Always Orange You Near

We MUST — and we shall unquestioningly obey
our orange overlord and cosmic father DONALD T.

All individuality must be renounced as we find our collective greatness in Him. Our shining patriarch alone can give meaning to our spiritually empty and sexually repressed white lives as we unite behind the banner of a new U.S.A. Only through rigid adherence to masculine and deeply nationalistic values shall the mystic rebirth in Greatness become possible. And it will be YUGE, this rebirth. Donald Himself will be the midwife when the waters break and the contractions begin. Being male and willing to suffer for the Fatherland, we will steel our collective will and refuse the offer of epidural. This collective birth into Greatness will be simultaneous with massive awakening as we arise from the paralyzing sleep of globalist technocrat control. Our Orange Daddy and omnipotent midwife will deliver this collective baby into a post-globalist world.

His meme shall be: TRUMP2020 !