Author Archives: Chado
Polite Society Limerick
A murderous misfit, well-armed,
was concerned that her kind might be harmed;
so he shot the place up,
this confused buttercup…
and the media minions were charmed.
Beastly Limericks Prompted

I’m lacking motivation for National Poetry Writing Month, April 2023.
The inane prompts will bring on paroxysms of poetry-rage… I already expect that.
But at least I can bring forth from my storehouse certain drafts I have had sitting around since last May, as well as attempt to follow some of the prompts.
This first one is tolerable enough:
Bonobos and Seahorses mate
in a very peculiar state.
First they raise up a flag—
then they dress up in drag
to attack and accuse and berate.
Let the rainbow resume its old role
Or we’ll have to call damage control;
It’s a sign from above;
Yes, it’s true God is love,
but He may not forgive your lost soul.

EARLY BIRD PROMPT:
write a poem that plays with the idea of a fun fact.
News: It’s So Poetic
Starts at 33:16
