A Chicken in every Pol Pot

Infernal Dialectic of Ongoing Struggle

 

MAO

Spoke Mao Zedong to Kim Jong Il:
We languish here in deep Red hell.
Let us confer and analyze
What factors revolutionize
The contradictions still.

Replied Lil’ Kim: The running dogs
Beguiled by class and capital
Have overdrawn and overspent.
They bank on debt, and make lament
And flounder in their fogs . . .

The Fearless Leader (now a shade)
Responded thus: Just give them time.
Our doctrines spread, their God is dead
Their sons shall sing ‘The East is Red’
Our party’s got it made.

Lil KimIll Kim displayed a wicked grin:
Our rocket-launches make them fear
They scold and cluck, and then they duck
While Hillary tries to pass the buck

I think we still could win . . .

Kim chee does stink—but tastes so good;
do have some more, oh comrade Mao.
Fermented cabbage goes so well
With Hennessy and blondes (in hell)
and Juche’s in da hood!

The Chairman thought and sipped some fire
in communistic reverie, and feeling very clever, he
replied to Ill: This place we’ll fill
with dead reactionaries still,
fifth columns to inspire.

Now let the thousand flowers bloom
And let one thousand thoughts contend—
Remember Ho? Remember ‘Nam?
We triumphed over Uncle Sam.
He’s limping toward his doom.

A wizened ghost now drifted inUncle Ho
Because his name had been proclaimed
A wispy beard (as yet unseared)
Revealed the mastermind once feared:
Old Uncle Ho Chi Minh !

Ho Ho—old friend! Draw near, draw near!
Spoke Mao: In solidarity
We hail your work upon the earth
You showed them what a war is worth
You’re always welcome here.

Ill Kim and I were wondering
How best to make the forward leap—
Conspiring how to kill their cow
And smoke their duck and drain their sow
While they are buying bling.

Ho Chi, old warrior, why the frown?
Upon your wisdom now we wait.
The forces Red you bravely led
You staked your claim until they bled
And brought their nation down.

Old uncle Ho, the sage revered,
Did smolder with his cigarette.
Viet Cong thought is hard to grasp;
It slithers like a jungle asp . . .
Ho paused and stroked his beard.

You speak without the people’s light!
I criticize in strongest terms
Your revolutionary thought.
We need to ask our friend Pol Pot
How best to steer this fight.St. Pol of Kampuchea

Such gradual change, a halfway measure
stalls the Bourgeoisie’s demise.
Our true Khmer Rouge was not a stooge
Of Kapital. His fame was huge
For plundering their treasure.

True, he had to purge his nation;
Such is revolution, gents . . .
The traitor classes see the masses,
Through reactionary glasses.
Death or re-education!

We ought to sow his rural seed
For pure agrarian reform.
The bodies in the rice can rot
To fertilize the harvest plot—
The people’s mouths to feed.

When Pol Pot heard his tactics lauded
he flew in to join the jabber.
Take a tip from Kampuchea!
Listen well, and I will teach ya!
Kim and Mao applauded.

City folk are useless eaters
glasses-wearing foes and cheaters!
let them slave, and always save
their corpses for the fertile grave
Until they love their leaders.

Prepared to ramble on for hours
(The way Fidel so loves to do).
Pol Pot’s harangue now fired the gang
Like rockets falling on Da Nang
Emitting sparks in showers.

Hell is known for lack of stasis—
Sudden throes of quaking fire;
Fitful flares from from Satan’s lairs
And constant similar affairs
The population faces . . .

Thus Saint Pol Pot, still naming names
Along with Mao and Kim-Jong Il
While Ho Chi screamed, and then blasphemed
Were swept en masse and unredeemedCommies
Into the surging flames.

Yet still they plotted in the blaze
With dialectic deviousness.
Philosophizing, strategizing
Stinking sulfur brimstone rising;
Ghosts in the yellow haze . . .

 

 END 

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Sijo Elucidated

 

Verse forms? Traditional line-count Korean verse? OK—listen: 

Kim Chee tastes very strong, but it’s not ours; it comes from Korea. 

It won’t accompany well the tastes of our food, and that’s fine. 

 

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The sijo (Korean 시조, pronounced SHEE-jo) is a traditional three-line Korean poetic form typically exploring cosmological, metaphysical, or pastoral themes. Organized both technically and thematically by line and syllable count, sijo are expected to be phrasal and lyrical, as they are first and foremost meant to be songs.

Sijo are written in three lines, each averaging 14-16 syllables for a total of 44-46 syllables. Each line is written in four groups of syllables that should be clearly differentiated from the other groups, yet still flow together as a single line. When written in English, sijo may be written in six lines, with each line containing two syllable groupings instead of four.

Rant #19

Nature imagery ? Oh come on. NATURE? Your precious observations about, what, organic elements acted upon by atmospheric forces ? Yeah right (yawn); snow on a pine bough, whoopie. Some freaking BIRD you saw and the bird was I don’t know pooping on a rock at twilight or something, I mean COME ON. Just cause it reminded you of some tawdry painting or swooned you into a superficial ecstasy do you HAVE to inflict it on us? Flowers, cherry trees in blossom, shit like that . . . Seriously, NATURE doesn’t give a F— about you. That bitch will freeze you to death in about eight hours just because you got lost and forgot to bring your winter coat and mittens UP Mount Fuji. Nature? She’ll laugh while the sharks circle you and there you are scrawling some freaking maudlin HAIKU about the ocean. Matsuo Basho is like: “Next. Pass the remote and grab me another Asahi…” Silly gaijin Westerners with their Orientalisms and pseudo-Zen, some bullshit 5-7-5 syllable count— then they expect someone to READ the thing and be moved or experience SATORI or cry or something. Haikai,haibun,highball,lo-fi,yakitori, whatEVER, dude. Kyoto temple gongs and bamboo groves, my ass. Frog on a lily pad, cranes in the mist; throw your nature poetry in the carp-pool, buddy. Wordsworth looks up from his sukiyaki and he’s all: “Been there, done that, too…” Forget nature, man. Nature is SO over. Oh please, no. No more haiku, no. Hey honey have you seen my PHONE ?

PROMPT 19:

Write a humorous rant.
In this poem, you may excoriate to your heart’s content all the things that get on your nerves.