Reflections Upon the Deplorability of Those Who Vote for the Unelectable

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The adversaries were demonized—as they should be.

It was not difficult; they facilitated that part greatly…
and they were resoundingly defeated.

What a relief. Our Bigot-in-Chief is installed. We can now openly flaunt our misogyny, inflict our biologically-given gender on our peers, force blameless illegals further into the shadows, cruelly oppress all ethnicities save Anglo-Saxon, in order to become vulgar, tasteless capitalists who build personal empires to Greed on the backs of exploited proletarians. We can now breathe more easily, liberated from the need to love our neighbor, set free from foolish notions such as “Social Justice”, “Hope”, and “Change”.

After our estranged compatriots have all emigrated to Canada (or Somalia—or wherever) we who remain, true citizens united in ignorance and hateful xenophobia, shall labor together to rebuild a new Fatherland where men are men and women know their place: barefoot, shamefaced, and pregnant—as Almighty GOD ordains.

It has been humbling, inspiring, and empowering to be one very small cog in a massive celestial gearwork, one mini-byte in the macro-megasystem, one vote in a rigged empire, yes: One Tiny Part of a VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY !

HAIL DONALD TRUMP.
LET THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY BEGIN.
O FATHER, LORD, AND PRESIDENT, WE AWAIT THY COMMANDMENT.

Maple Leaf Limericks

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You’re progressive; and so you must denigrate
our triumphant victorious candidate.
Yes, you shot off your mouth.
Now you’re trapped to the south
of the land where you promised to emigrate.

Before your resolve starts to stall
you must heed the Canadian call.
Pack your bags and go forth
to your home in the North.
(or climb over that Mexican wall).

It’s the END ! Now the Right will resurge,
and a new coalition emerge.
A Canadian rental
might help with your mental
well-being. We’ll play you a dirge.