Wagnerian Trumpets

No Cyrus he, this Angloid king from Queens;
In hate, they big him up to take a fall.
His eagle visage loads the magazines
Provoking hissy-fits of Fake-News gall.
Despised by half; notorious to all
And goading on his foes’ hysteric scenes
A hail of Hitler insults hits the wall
Unleashed by frothing cows and clueless teens.
Such overused hyperbole grows weak,
And tirades, through inflation, lose their worth
To finally miss the target that they seek—
While nations on the face of God’s green earth
(countries that define themselves with borders)
Appallingly parade their own disorders.


Maple Leaf Limericks


You’re progressive; and so you must denigrate
our triumphant victorious candidate.
Yes, you shot off your mouth.
Now you’re trapped to the south
of the land where you promised to emigrate.

Before your resolve starts to stall
you must heed the Canadian call.
Pack your bags and go forth
to your home in the North.
(or climb over that Mexican wall).

It’s the END ! Now the Right will resurge,
and a new coalition emerge.
A Canadian rental
might help with your mental
well-being. We’ll play you a dirge.

King James foretold Donald’s Coming


In a moment,
in the twinkling of an eye, at the last TRUMP:
for the trumpet shall sound,
and the dead shall be raised incorruptible,
and we shall be changed.     

1 Corinthians 15:52 [KJV]


For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout,
with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God:
and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

1 Thessalonians 4:16 [KJV]


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HILLARY is awesome as well —

but her coming was not prophesied in the King James Bible, sorry.