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Data Talks – Celery Stalks

Fata Morgana !

Fata Morgana !

Crunch the numbers and look at the data. I’m like:
Measurable outcomes for pleasurable incomes—
incorporate outsourced inhuman resources in-house. I’m like:
indicators for vindicators.
It’s all about the data, mama—
so man up, sit down, and move forward
like hard apps on software, like ram on a gigabyte. I’m all:
sit up, move down, man forward;
benchmarks as milestones, stone benches as mile-markers
measuring the change-talk: obstetric metrics
played out for pregnant pauses.
It’s about throwing out the carry-on
It’s about unpacking the lost luggage
It’s about documenting best practices of undressed actresses
until the data-driver fails the breathalyzer.
The data tells a story: memes of mastery cast in plastery.
DUCK the FATA (morgana) !

 

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Immeasurable Outcomes: Evidence-Based Irrelevance

It’s about leveraging potential income
to enhance output-maximizing sustainability . . .
It’s about de-funding unsustainable income outcomes.
It’s about results-based data-enhanced paradigm shifts.
It’s about demobilizing upward mobility:
dis-empowering gentrification
by underfunding the over-entitled.

It’s about de-funding unsustainability
until the immeasurable metric is globally assimilated.

It’s about the designated data-driver.
It’s about memes as theme schemes.

It’s about complicating competence
through collaboration in collusion—
intentionally replicating re-branding.
Effectively identifying best practices of the best-dressed actresses
until the girl in the t-shirt says meh.

Meh girl

Paradigm Paradiddle

[for Snare Drum]

paradiddle

Client-centered, data-driven,
yet their sins are unforgiven.

Tweaking the assessment standard
while the Word of God is slandered.

Current practice (science-based)
meanwhile, souls are laid to waste.

Evidence-based evaluations
fail to stall abominations.

Power slideshows, bullet-pointed
bypass Christ, the Lord’s anointed.

Titled expert: talking wraith—
buzzword-based, devoid of faith.

Sources cited, praxis theorized.
Mankind’s plight ignored, unrealized.

Humankind enthroned, enshrined,
entombed in shadows yet unshined.

Branding, marketing, organized crime,
Brother—can you spare a paradigm?