Paradigm Paradiddle

[for Snare Drum]

paradiddle

Client-centered, data-driven,
yet their sins are unforgiven.

Tweaking the assessment standard
while the Word of God is slandered.

Current practice (science-based)
meanwhile, souls are laid to waste.

Evidence-based evaluations
fail to stall abominations.

Power slideshows, bullet-pointed
bypass Christ, the Lord’s anointed.

Titled expert: talking wraith—
buzzword-based, devoid of faith.

Sources cited, praxis theorized.
Mankind’s plight ignored, unrealized.

Humankind enthroned, enshrined,
entombed in shadows yet unshined.

Branding, marketing, organized crime,
Brother—can you spare a paradigm?

The Adverse Event

The Adverse Event was not so much a breach of transparency or mere data deviation as much as it was, in retrospect, a full-blown protocol violation. The control group, although they were not informed, still perceived challenges to their collective self-esteem therefore the entire collaboration was assessed as globally unsustainable. Results-driven outcomes will enhance and further inform best practices with reference to the emerging metric.

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