An oppressive and bearded dictator
has expired, and we sing “see ya later”.
The intransigent pride
on the Communist side
makes Miami Cubanos’ joy greater.
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Values Clarification Limerick
Many worldlings (whose ways we bemoan)
hope their lives we’ll approve and condone.
But we couldn’t care less
for the views they profess;
we just wish they would leave us alone
TRiUMPhant Limericks
By your witch we’re considered deplorable;
but we love our new king. He’s adorable.
We have learned, from your spite,
that your souls are not right
and your media truly ignorable.
Your Facebook posts, laced with profanity
reveal minds on the verge of insanity.
You got trumped—while we toast
what you suffer the most:
unforeseen presidential calamity.
Maple Leaf Limericks
You’re progressive; and so you must denigrate
our triumphant victorious candidate.
Yes, you shot off your mouth.
Now you’re trapped to the south
of the land where you promised to emigrate.
Before your resolve starts to stall
you must heed the Canadian call.
Pack your bags and go forth
to your home in the North.
(or climb over that Mexican wall).
It’s the END ! Now the Right will resurge,
and a new coalition emerge.
A Canadian rental
might help with your mental
well-being. We’ll play you a dirge.
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