Endless scoldings from the Nanny
mean-face global fascist granny;
data-driven witch of woe
born of winter’s frigid flow.

Boys rebel in her dull school:
passive subversion of her rule.
Minds thus stagnate—shut down early
graduating sullen, surly;
unsure why they hate the world,
unmanned and caponized; begirled.

Oh snap! No Haiku.
Got to come up with one quick . . .
OK (breathe again)